Actors It requires eight people to perform “readers’ theater” style. The readers should be seated on stage facing the audience. As with any good readers’ theater, the lines should be rehearsed so that they don’t sound like they are being read.

Action Feel free to change the dialogue and use the script only as a guide. Although no props are called for, you may use hats or other props to embellish the lines whenever appropriate.
All: Whoooo!
All: Wow! (pause)
All: Where?
All: Where?
All: Freshman year
All: Sophomore year
Both All: (Together) We know, be on time! (pause)
All: Junior year
All: Blaze Warner (name of popular guy) OHHHHHHHHH! (pause)
All: Senior Year
All: (to the tune of “Pomp and Circumstance”) Da, da, da, da, da . . . da.
All: (Make up some words to a familiar tune and sing to the parents.)