you first get a man up thier with a sheet over his head and one man in a GERMAN accent(u dont have to use german but gives better affect) and its sorta like a Dr. Frankenstein type of thing u get the man up their with the german accent and say to the crowd i have now FOUND the UGLIEST MAN in the WORLD and to proove this is true i have three volunteers lined up to see the ugliest man in the world, first bring a woman up thier and when she looks under she screams and RUNS away, then a man looks under and he runs away, and then a BIG GUY comes up he looks under and passes out, then the german guy says I HAVE NOW PROVEN THAT THIS is the ugliest man in the world, and to even FURTHER prove myself i am going to ask call a member of the crowd to come up here to look at him and then he calls a person up thier PREFERABLY someone he knows and then when he looks under the sheet, the man that was under the sheet throws the sheet over the man and screams and runs off stage, then the german man AGAIN says NOW I HAVE found the UGLIEST man in the world