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William & Caroline Herschel

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WILLIAM & CAROLINE HERSCHEL William & Caroline Herschel were brother & sister living in Germany. Their parents had six children all together. Their father was a musician and taught all of his children music, as well as mathematics as astronomy. Caroline: I just can’t understand this! (Sigh). Brother- I can. Caroline: Sure you can. William: Come tell me the answer to this question! Caroline: (she looks at William’s paper) I know, six-million-two-hundred-twelve. William and Caroline more ===>

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The ugliest man in the world

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you first get a man up thier with a sheet over his head and one man in a GERMAN accent(u dont have to use german but gives better affect) and its sorta like a Dr. Frankenstein type of thing u get the man up their with the german accent and say to the crowd i have now FOUND the UGLIEST MAN in the WORLD and to proove this is true i have three volunteers lined up to see the ugliest man in the world, first bring a woman up thier and when she looks under she screams and RUNS away, then a man looks under more ===>

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WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT?

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Pam: (complaining) No birthday present again. Why did I have to be born on Christmas Day? Did you know that nobody has ever remembered my birthday? Ken: Considering the time of year, who’s going to remember a mere birthday? It’s Christmas! Pam: (complaining even more) You get birthday presents every year, and so do Dad and Mom. But all I ever get is combination birthday/Christmas presents. It’s not fair! Dad: (Dad and Mom enter.) Merry Christmas, Pam. Merry Christmas, Ken. Ken: Merry Christmas, more ===>

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what a laugh

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There is 2 people in this skit the first person is a lady and the second person works at the counter at the vet and the lady walks in and says to the person at the counter can i buy these bird seeds and dog biscuits. the person at the counter says yes but that will be $20 ok said the lady and asked the person at the counter are these dog biscuits 100% made out of dogs and are these bird seeds 100% made out of birds. the person at the counter said what r u talking bout. the lady said well why would more ===>

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hiking

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ok there are four people involved in this skit two burglars, and two hikers. hiker1- “his looks like a good place to set camp” hiker2- “ok i’ll unpack” hiker1- wakes up and says “dude two guys just came and robbed me” hiker2-“yeah right it was just as dream” hiker1- “i’m telling you these guys keep beating me up” hiker2- “ok if these guys really keep robbing you then lets switch spots and can we please go back to sleep” burglar1-“you know what dude i think this guys had enough let more ===>

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