(Two women are seated at a tennis match. Their heads are moving together watching the ball go back and forth. A player misses, the 1st woman speaks, and the heads stop moving temporarily.) 1st Woman: Oh God, he missed the same shot twice in a row. 2nd Woman: Oh, you talk to him, too? 1st Woman: Huh? I wasn’t talking to the player. 2nd Woman: I know that. I meant God. Didn’t I just hear you talk to him? 1st Woman: Are you crazy? I don’t even know the guy. 2nd Woman: You just said, “Oh, more ===>
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NOT GUILTY?
Comments Off on NOT GUILTY?Actors The Narrator, The Prosecutor, The Defense Lawyer, The Judge, Mr. Jones (store owner), Miss Roxie Smith (teenager), Mrs. Farkenparker (older lady), Sally, Mike, Bailiff Equipment Desk and chair, Judge’s gavel, Judge’s robe, Shawl and ladies hat (Mrs. F.), Letterman’s jacket (Roxie), 2 tables and chairs (defense and prosecuter’s tables) Action Scene: Empty Courtroom (lights come on) Narrator: What you are about to see could very well be a glimpse info the near future. The setting more ===>
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MICROCOSM
Comments Off on MICROCOSMActors 1 Christian 2 Hindus 3 Moslems 1 Confucian I Buddhist 1 Communist (or atheist) 2 Worship the Spirit of the River Equipment At a small table on the platform, four speakers sit with microphones. They carry on a conversation similar to the one below. (You should adapt it to present an accurate picture of your own church’s mission program.) Action 1: You all have a copy of next year’s budget and projections. What do you think? 2: This is the same as last year’s! All of our more ===>
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GOD AND THE I.R.S.
Comments Off on GOD AND THE I.R.S.Actors For best results, the actors (four guys are needed) should memorize their lines and perhaps insert recognizable names and places to make the situation more “local.” Action Jim: Hi, Mike. What’s the matter? You look a little “down.” Mike: Oh, hi Jim. Yeah, I’m down all right. Tomorrow’s the deadline for paying my tuition, and I’m just not gonna be able to come up with the cash. So school’s out for me, I guess. It’s back to the salt mines. Jim: That’s a shame. What about your folks? more ===>
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GIFTS OF BEAUTY
Comments Off on GIFTS OF BEAUTYCostumes Each participant in the skit should exaggerate his role and emphasize the part of the body that he is playing. For instance, the eyes could wear some giant glasses, and the mouth could use a megaphone. To increase the fun, label each part with a sign that is worn by the actors. Action Feel free to add more lines or other parts of the body and create your own dialogue. Follow up with a discussion based on the subject matter presented. Ear: Where is Hand when I need him? Eye: He’s over more ===>
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