Actors Announcer Buddy Barker Adelle Haggerty Judge Judge Judge Judge Aunty Ruth Goldenrod Barry Speerchucker Equipment Costumes Action Announcer: It?s the $64,000 Testimony! And now, here?s the host of the $64,000 Testimony, Buddy Barker! Barker: Thank you, thank you! You?re too kind! Please hold the applause! Thank you. We?ve got a tremendous show for you with some stiff competition! See how well you match up with our judges as we rate the testimony of our first contestant, Adelle Haggerty! more ===>
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SAYIN’, DOIN’, OR BEIN’
Comments Off on SAYIN’, DOIN’, OR BEIN’Actors The characters in this skit are two demons, one a little smarter than the other. The reference to the “Enemy” is to God, as in C. S. Lewis’ Screwtape Letters. Action Leo: (Ernie is seated reading a newspaper. Leo rushes in.) Ernie, Ernie, you gotta help me. I’m just about to lose a client. Ernie: What do you mean? You’ve never lost a client. Leo: I think I’m losin’ my touch. Ernie: Get ahold of yourself, Leo. You’re not losin’ it. You’re one of the worst demons I more ===>
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MELODY IN S
Comments Off on MELODY IN SSure enough, the Scholarly Scribe Stood up and Slyly Said to the Savior, “Sir, Surely you Surmise that I Seek a Sustained Subscription to a Solid life beyond the Solid Shale Sepulcher. So what Steps Shall I Secure for Such a Subsistence? The Savior Said, “What Saith the Statutes?” The Stupid Scribe responded, “It Says, ‘Serve, Sigh for, and Sway with your Savior with all your Substance, Soul, Spirit, and Strength. And Sway with the Sire who Settles by your Side as you Sway with yourself.’” “Sure,” more ===>
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MELODY IN F
Comments Off on MELODY IN FFeeling Foot-loose and Frisky, a Feather-brained Fellow Forced his Fond Father to Fork over the Farthings, And Flew Far to Foreign Fields And Frittered his Fortune Feasting Fabulously with Faithless Friends. Fleeced by his Fellows in Folly, and Facing Famine, He Found himself A Feed Flinger in a Filthy Farmyard. Fairly Famishing, He Fain would’ve Filled his Frame With Foraged Food from Fodder Fragments. “Fooey, my Father’s Flunkies Fare Far Finer,” The Frazzled Fugitive Forlornly more ===>
Categories: Youth
THE JERK
Comments Off on THE JERKActors Three guys (1, 2, 3); The “Jerk” (4) Action 1: (1, 2, 3 enter wearing party hats on their knees. They are laughing and joking.) She called him a jerk right in front of the whole class! (All laugh.) Then Mrs. Higginbottom walks in—you should have seen her face when she saw Bobby standing on her desk. 2: I heard she cussed him out and then he cussed her out. 1: Nah, but I bet she wanted to. She sure yelled at him. Then she kicked him out of class for two weeks. 3: Bobby deserves more ===>
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