FRED — (teenager, blows on mike twice) Is this thing on? (blows on mike twice) Testing, testing, testing. How do you know if the tape is going? BARNABAS — (always afar) The little reels are turning inside. See? FRED — Oh, yeah. So, this is Fred. And Barnabas, here, is letting me dictate the next chapter in his book. What was that title of your book again? BARNABAS — The Acts of the Apostles. FRED — Oh, yeah, the acts of the apostles. And this is chapter 13. BARNABAS — 14. FRED — 14. more ===>